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I write and raise two girls in Los Angeles with my lovely wife. (who has yet to realize the mistake she has made.)

Friday, April 8, 2011

The World's Fattest Toddler: I'm Not Worried


I thought this was going to be about Teresa's kid being fat. Now I've just read a WHOLE article and have nothing to show for it. Shoot.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Ben Stiller In 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty': Star In Talks For Film Reboot


This remake has been bouncing around Hollywood for 15 plus years. I'll believe it when I see. But who needs too? Just rent -- or better yet buy -- the Danny Kaye classic.



Now get to writing an original story Hollywood.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

RIP pens and pencils. It’s a keyboard world. | the giantELF's Blog http://ping.fm/EHy0B

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Check it out. This is funny -- "The Bible Guarantees it!! http://ping.fm/BwA0z

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Once again my Oscar tickets were apparently lost in the mail. When I called to inquire they claimed they never heard of me. This would explain why I was left off the official ballot...again!

Monday, January 3, 2011

Packers are on their way to another Super Bowl. Who needs an RB anyway? http://ping.fm/eodDt

Saturday, January 1, 2011

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